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A Swede, an Irishman, and a Scotsman decidedtotake their wives with them To play a round of golf.The Swede's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to place her ball, A gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of underwear. Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing anyskivvies?,' Ole demanded. Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to afford any,' she repliedThe Swede immediately reaches into his
pocket and says, 'For the sake of decency, here's a 50. Go and buy yourselfsome underwear



Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to sether ball on the tee. Her skirt also blows up to show that she, too, is
wearing no undies.Blessed Virgin Mary , woman! You've noknickers.Why not?'She replies, 'I can't afford any on themoney you give me.'So, Patrick reaches into his pocket and says'For the sake of decency, here's A 20. Go and buy yourself some underwear!'

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. Thewindalso takes her skirt over Her head to reveal that she, too, is nakedunder it. Sweet mudder of Jaysus, Aggie! Where atfriggin hell are yer drawers?'She too explains, 'You dinna give me enough money at be able at affarrd any.' The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, 'Well, fer the love 'o decency, here's a comb...tidy yerself up abit.'
 

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