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Bob was at work when he realized that he had won the lottery.

He called his wife at home and said "start packing the bags Suzi, I won the lottery!"

Suzi said, "that's wonderful, where are we going."

Bob says, " I don't care where you go, just be gone by the time I get home!"

 

[ziadelsol]

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:applause::applause::ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:I like that one.. hmmmm I did not have to win the lottery though when I said those words. DANG it!!

:cheesygrin::cheesygrin: