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WOMAN'S POEM:

Before I lay me down to sleep,

I pray for a man who's not a creep,

One who's handsome, smart and strong.

One who loves to listen long,

One who thinks before he speaks,

One who'll call, not wait for weeks.

I pray he's rich and self-employed,

And when I spend, won't be annoyed.

Pull out my chair and hold my hand.

Massage my feet and help me stand.

Oh send a king to make me queen.

A man who loves to cook and clean.

I pray this man will love no other.

And relish visits withmy

mother.



MAN'S POEM:

I pray for a deaf-mute gymnast nymphomaniac

with big **** who owns a bar on a golf course,

and loves to send me fishing and drinking.

I know this doesn't rhyme and I don't give a

s*#t.

 

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:cheeky1::clapper::clapper:Ill settle for one that sends me fishing and riding:cheeky1:,,,,,,,,, but on second thoughts ive already got her:cool::cool:
 
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