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One Sunday a man get homes from church and his wife notices he has a black eye. She asks him what happened. He relates "I was sitting behind this woman. When we got up to sing I noticed that the woman's dress was stuck up into her rear. Not wanting her to feel embarrassed, I gently pulled it out. She turned around and clobbered me!"

The next Sunday the same man gets home from church and his wife notices now that his other eye is black. She asks him "Don't tell me you did it again!" He replies "You won't believe this. I get into church and the same woman sits down in front of me. When we get up to sing I notice that the woman's dress is hanging down straight. Remembering what happened last week, I gently push it up into her rear. She turns around and clobbers me again! I'll never understand you women!"
 

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DOH!!
 

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Yup, no good deed goes unpunished.
 
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