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A man and his wife moved back to Canada from the USA.

The wife had a wooden leg and to insure it in the USA was $2000.00 a year!

When they arrived in Canada, they went to an Insurance agency to see how much it would cost to insure the wooden leg.

The agent looked it up on the computer and said to the couple, '$39.00.'

The husband was shocked and asked why it was so cheap here in Canada to insure, because it cost him $2000.00 in the USA!


The agent turned his computer screen to the couple and said,

"Well, here it is on the screen it says: *Any wooden structure with a sprinkler system over it is $39.00.*"
 

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:ROFL::ROFL::ROFL: That's bad, yet very funny. :ROFL::ROFL::ROFL:
 

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Funny!:ROFL:
 

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:ROFL:

:ROFL::ROFL:Fire Insurance for a Wooden Leg
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A woman with a wooden leg wanted to buy fire insurance for her leg.

The first actuary quoted an annual premium of $500, estimating that the leg would burn once in 20 years and the value of the leg is $10,000.

The second actuary quoted an annual premium of $50. When the second actuary was asked how he arrived at such a small figure, he replied, “I have this situation in the fire schedule rating table. The object is a wooden structure with an upper sprinkler, isn’t it?”

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