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From our country's bathrooms:


Friends don't let friends
take home ugly men
Women's restroom
Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE


Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University , Durham , NC

If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington , DC


Fighting for peace is like
screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge , LO


No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her ****.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill , NC


It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg , AZ


Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman , MT

If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York , New York .

If pro is opposite of con,then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington , DC


Express Lane:
Five beers or less
Sign over one of the urinals
Ed Debevic's, Phoenix , AZ



You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA


No wonder you always go home alone.
Sign over mirror in Men's restroom,
Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills , CA


~~~ and perhaps the most realistic one ~~~

A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas
 

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Well, I'm 65 years old, and I've read a lot of restroom wisdom...but I actually saw a new (to me) one the other day...and I was impressed (somewhat)...

"They paint these walls to cover my pen...
but the restroom poet has struck again..."

sooooo....wha'dya think???:baffled:

(Uhhh...what the heck were you doin' in the Women's restrooms, GL?)
 

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FenderHead wrote:
(Uhhh...what the heck were you doin' in the Women's restrooms, GL?)
You didn't know that I'm all knowing and all seeing. Besides, where do you go to sneek a peek?:cheeky1::cheeky1:

Gene:waving:
 
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