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You grind your coffee beans in your mouth.

You sleep with your eyes open.

You have to watch videos in fast-forward.

The only time you're standing still is during an earthquake.

You can take a picture of yourself from ten feet away without using the timer.

You've worn out your third pair of tennis shoes this week.

Your eyes stay open when you sneeze.

You chew on other people's fingernails.

The nurse needs a scientific calculator to take your pulse.

You can jump-start your car without cables.

You don't sweat, you percolate.

You walk twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it's not plugged in.

You forget to unwrap candy bars before eating them.

People get dizzy just watching you.

Instant coffee takes too long.

You have a picture of your coffee mug on your coffee mug.

You can outlast the Energizer bunny.

You short out motion detectors.

You don't even wait for the water to boil anymore.

You help your dog chase its tail.

You soak your dentures in coffee overnight.

Your first-aid kit contains two pints of coffee with an I.V. hookup.

You get a speeding ticket even when you're parked.

You haven't blinked since the last lunar eclipse.
 

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It has been over twenty years since I had a full cup, I had a half a cup a couple of years ago, I'm good for atleast the next ten. Jay
 

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When you cut yourself, you bleed espresso
 

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You see the world thru mocha colored glasses.
 

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McDonald's automatically adds a hot mocha to any order you make. Even at the drive thru.
 
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