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You knowyou're Middle Aged if...

You've come to the annoying realization that your parents were right about almost everything.

The bag boy volunteers to help load groceries into your car - in the "ten items or less" lane.

You've stopped supporting your children, and started supporting your parents.

You've found yourself discussing rain gutters.

You remember your kid's names, just not always the right one.

You have nitemares about forgetting to move the garbage cans to the street for the garbage collector.

Your high school year book is now home to three different kinds of mold.

You bye "age-defying" makeup and "antiwrinkle" creams and believe that they work.

You've realized that all those geeky people in Bermuda shorts walking around Disney World include you.

You recognize Led Zeppelin songs that have been turned into elevator Muzak.

As a public service, you have agreed to never appear on the beach in a Speedo again.
 

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I'm new to the forum, read this and they all sound great.My friends and I have another one.

You know when you are middle aged when going camping instead of reminding everyone to make sure they don't forget the beer, you remind them to make sure they bring their medication.
 
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